S is for... Shake
Milkshake to be exact. I am an absolute sucker for a milkshake.
Given the choice...my favourite milkshake...the ‘Chrissy D’. That’s a milkshake, made by me, named after me. Frijj, McDonald’s, Yazoo...I literally do not care, they have got nothing, NOTHING, on a Chrissy D.
Come to think of it, I haven’t made one in ages. But the special few that have had the privilege of trying a Chrissy D, will know just how good it is.
And this is the best bit about the Chrissy D. It’s not a fucking secret recipe. I share the recipe, so everyone can enjoy it!
Here’s what you need:
Crusha milkshake syrup.(Any flavour. I’m partial to the chocolate myself, but I don’t discriminate.)
Vanilla ice cream.
Milk. Squirty cream.
Chocolate powder(for sprinkles on top, obviously)
You need a handle held zzzzuhza machine.
A big ass bowl or container of some kind to mix it all in.
A minimum pint sized glass. I’ve got no time for fucking around here. Go big, or fuck off.
A straw - now traditionally Chrissy D’s wouldn’t encourage any particular sort of straw. But I care about the environment, and therefor encourage a reusable or biodegradable straw. Fear not, I have faith that this will not drastically impact on your milkshake consuming experience. If anything it will enhance it.
Now....the method is basic.
Just guess. But err on the side of ice cream.
And the beauty about that method is that it is a great philosophy for life, too.
That’s it. What are you waiting for. Go forth and make milkshakes today! I’ll let you into a secret too. You don’t have to call it a Chrissy D; although that does sound cool as fuck, I know. The best way to enjoy this milkshake is to name it after yourself!
Who doesn’t love a good quote?
“Next week we’ll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the ‘secret milkshake.’ - Ronnie Barker
Songs to listen to now:
Milkshake - Kelis
Ice Cream Man - Van Helen
Cream - Prince
Milkshake - Village People
Milk - Kings of Leon
The Milkshake Song - Angry Salad
Milkshake Mademoiselle - Jerry Lee Lewis